Good clean humor and jokes

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I was just thinking, sometimes we need a good laugh.

Some funnies that have made me laugh.

If you got a good one , share it.



Jim

 

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[GearHead_1]

This is neither a meme or a good joke but I couldn’t help but smile when I saw the pic. It does appear that it is being driven.

 

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That is funny.

Jim

 

[JohnE]

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Jim

Good ones, Jim!

 

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Hey you forgot your PJs.

Jim

 

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Hey you forgot your PJs.

Jim

If I could quote what the dog appears to be thinking it would be, "I'm going to poop in your shoes tonight!"

 

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Jim

 

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Lets git in shape folks.....

Excersize for those of us over 60..

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato bags. Then try 50-lb. potato bags
and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel
confident at that level, try putting a potato in each bag

Jim

 

[Autoworker]

Lets git in shape folks.....

Excersize for those of us over 60..

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato bags. Then try 50-lb. potato bags
and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel
confident at that level, try putting a potato in each bag

Jim

The other day I fell off of a 25 foot ladder. People ask if I hurt myself, I tell them " No I was on the lowest rung".

 

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Jim

 

[GearHead_1]

Lets git in shape folks.....

Excersize for those of us over 60..

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato bags. Then try 50-lb. potato bags
and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel
confident at that level, try putting a potato in each bag

Jim

Video or it didn’t happen.

 

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[GearHead_1]

 

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