Buddy and I had to drop off a set of keys at this high rise. Mutliple elevators. so we got on one. I noticed that the elevator buttons started at 39 and asked him what floor we needed.
38, he goes.
Oh We gotta get off.
as we walk off he lets loose withte loudest stickiest fart any human had ever done since the dawn of time.
Elevator bank lobby stillc rowded but we had apsace of 5 to 6 ft clear room with no one aroudn us, practically instantly.
Being in our early 20's and extremely rude I start laughing and tell teh folks waiting, think its bad for you thinkof those poor SOB'ss tuck on that elevtor for 39 floors.
our elevator shows up and we were the only two to get onit.
as he steps inside, he let loose with another.
....unforetunately that oen lingered, which caused us to laugh even more all 38 floors up.