You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Auto correct has become my own worst enema
All this political talk is giving me an election
I have a chicken proof lawn ..... it's impeccable