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Suprawill1

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Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
 

powerboatr

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Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
I thought it was ..buying them a 1st class ticket,
 

Dale5403

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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost
 



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