This is a true story. Cleaned up to be PG for all the Karens on the right out there
Biden walks into a bar, see's Donald Trump sitting at the bar. Trump has 5 shots of fine burboun in front of him and he is dowing one after the other after the next like a Marine.
Biden asks Trump what he is celebrating,
Trump extatically replies "I am celebrating another great great great BJ. Third one this week"
Biden says "well then, let me buy you another shot of some 40 year old hooch"
Trump replies "no thanks, if 5 shots won't kill the taste, nothing will!"