Good clean humor and jokes

[Blue Beast]

I'm going back to the early 1950's.

 

[Autoworker]

We would buy candy and baseball cards with the bottles we’d find along the road. Of course before you turned them in, you’d shake out the cigarette butts from the bottles. Lol.

 

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King of the Road!

 

[Blue Beast]

By Rodger Miller. Now I'm telling my age.

 

[TMac]

We sort of guessed it from the '67 tour of duty! Thanks for the service.

 

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[TMac]

Oddly enough, two weeks ago, I did hit my pinky toe- on the leg of the ottoman. When I looked down, it was bent away from the other toes at a 90 degree angle. That, my friends, was very, very painful. I sat on the couch, put my foot up on the ottoman and slowly pulled it away from my other toes, and then moved it back into place and it popped back in. Ottoman is now in the basement.

 

[Autoworker]

Oddly enough, two weeks ago, I did hit my pinky toe- on the leg of the ottoman. When I looked down, it was bent away from the other toes at a 90 degree angle. That, my friends, was very, very painful. I sat on the couch, put my foot up on the ottoman and slowly pulled it away from my other toes, and then moved it back into place and it popped back in. Ottoman is now in the basement.

 

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IRONWOMAN COMPETITION

 

[Big Dummy]

This message got me this morning… I named my ride Slut and this is what was sent to me from Ford pass.

 

[ST Dad]

IRONWOMAN COMPETITION

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