Good clean humor and jokes

[Ldstang50]

 

[BrooseDaMoose]

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[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

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Perhaps have a look at the thread title? And, of course, feel free to start another of your choosing.

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

Apparently, shortly after the New Year may be a good time to create a NSFW "humor" thread. In other words, if I have to explain it to my very inquisitive pre-teen kids, it's really not appropriate in this thread, so why not just start another, rather than posting here? Don't let this once-fun thread degenerate as many have elsewhere.

 

[Ldstang50]

Perhaps have a look at the thread title? And, of course, feel free to start another of your choosing.

Seriously? We have jokes in here insinuating puting kids in freezers, s#x, and dogs eating limbs, but you’re gonna try to blast me for posting a joke about “watching movies with tissues”

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

Seriously? We have jokes in here insinuating puting kids in freezers, s#x, and dogs eating limbs, but you’re gonna try to blast me for posting a joke about “watching movies with tissues”

That's your definition of clean? If so, perhaps you could share how you would explain that "humor" to a nine-year-old child.

Oh, and no one "blasted" anyone. If you're going to post in public forums, expect public responses.

 

[Ldstang50]

That's your definition of clean? If so, perhaps you could share how you would explain that "humor" to a nine-year-old child.

Oh, and no one "blasted" anyone. If you're going to post in public forums, expect public responses.

I can explain for easily. I like Furious 7, despite making me tear up

You’re trying to call me out for posting something YOU found offensive.

Let me be clear with my next sentence, as I am calling YOU out. How do YOU explain to a 9yo how puting a kid in a freezer is “good humor” or feeding a dog human limbs?

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

I can explain for easily. I like Furious 7, despite making me tear up

You’re trying to call me out for posting something YOU found offensive.

Let me be clear with my next sentence, as I am calling YOU out. How do YOU explain to a 9yo how puting a kid in a freezer is “good humor” or feeding a dog human limbs?

Uh-oh, now I've been "called out." Look, you apparently don't even understand the nature or meaning of the meme you posted, which is, indeed, of a purely sexual nature, not to mention being crude, tasteless, and reeks of a gutter "humor" nature. It's not a matter of interpretation. If you're still unconvinced, merely doing a two-minute Google search should help clear things up for you.

As to the other posts you mentioned, even though I personally made no such posts, with the possible exception of perhaps not being "good," which is most definitely open to interpretation, I do not see where or how they explicitly contradict the topic of this thread, particularly what I consider the primary request to keep it "clean." That said, to quote someone in this very thread, apparently it's "YOU [who find them] offensive."

 

[powerboatr]

Why are 9 year Olds driving or owning explorer STs???....?????

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

Why are 9 year Olds driving or owning explorer STs???....?????

Quick learners.

 

[Ldstang50]

Uh-oh, now I've been "called out." Look, you apparently don't even understand the nature or meaning of the meme you posted, which is, indeed, of a purely sexual nature, not to mention being crude, tasteless, and reeks of a gutter "humor" nature. It's not a matter of interpretation. If you're still unconvinced, merely doing a two-minute Google search should help clear things up for you.

As to the other posts you mentioned, even though I personally made no such posts, with the possible exception of perhaps not being "good," which is most definitely open to interpretation, I do not see where or how they explicitly contradict the topic of this thread, particularly what I consider the primary request to keep it "clean." That said, to quote someone in this very thread, apparently it's "YOU [who find them] offensive."

You specifically said, “perhaps you could share how you would explain that "humor" to a 9yo.” I told you exactly what I would say to them. It’s not my fault you find it offensive nor like my (logical) answer

I’m pointing out your hypocrisy, where somehow you’re more “offended” by “movies with tissues” but ok with kids in freezers and dogs eating limbs. In fact, if there was anybody who might have reason to be offended by dogs eating limbs, it’d be amputees. Something tells me they’re not Charmin soft like you

 

[Dale5403]

Maybe @SETXExpSTGuy needs to start a new thread, Call it Funny posts I can show my little kids.

This thread has been going for years, no reason to stop it.

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

You specifically said, “perhaps you could share how you would explain that "humor" to a 9yo.” I told you exactly what I would say to them. It’s not my fault you find it offensive nor like my (logical) answer

I’m pointing out your hypocrisy, where somehow you’re more “offended” by “movies with tissues” but ok with kids in freezers and dogs eating limbs. In fact, if there was anybody who might have reason to be offended by dogs eating limbs, it’d be amputees. Something tells me they’re not Charmin soft like you

You are pointing out nothing. Although I offered my opinion to your post, as is shockingly commonly done in public forums, you have no way to know with what I am or am not "offended."

The above notwithstanding, your posted meme, the actual meaning of which you still apparently do not understand, is indisputably of a purely sexual nature. I merely requested that these types of posts be limited or that a separate thread be created for the same.

And, again, I made no posts with regard dogs, freezers, or amputees, nor my offense with the same.

 

[Birdofprey]

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

Maybe @SETXExpSTGuy needs to start a new thread, Call it Funny posts I can show my little kids.

This thread has been going for years, no reason to stop it.

Although cleaning the scum and stopping the trash are related, they are not the same.

Upon which side are you?

 

[Dale5403]

Although cleaning the scum and stopping the trash are related, they are not the same.

Upon which side are you?

I think it is pretty clear how i feel.

 

[SETXExpSTGuy]

I think it is pretty clear how i feel.

Indeed.

 

[Ldstang50]

You are pointing out nothing. Although I offered my opinion to your post, as is shockingly commonly done in public forums, you have no way to know with what I am or am not "offended."

The above notwithstanding, your posted meme, the actual meaning of which you still apparently do not understand, is indisputably of a purely sexual nature. I merely requested that these types of posts be limited or that a separate thread be created for the same.

And, again, I made no posts with regard dogs, freezers, or amputees, nor my offense with the same.

Apparently offended enough for you to reply complaining about a post. If not offended, why reply at all?

You didn’t ask if I understood what I posted. You asked how I would explain that to a 9yo. You don’t like my reply, one that makes logical sense and can easily be explained to a 9yo, to which they would actually understand

You just happen to reply to someone who: doesn’t get offended, is unapologetic to someone who is easily offended and someone who doesn’t let a 9yo use their phone, let them online to forums or scroll through forums where things might exist the parent wouldn’t want them to see.

And being you’re the only person to down vote recent posts, you’re the only one who has a problem or is offended