A guy went to his female doctor, concerned that he wasn't lasting long enough while in bed with his wife. She recommended that he should self service himself first and that way he would have better duration with his wife. He agreed to try.
On the drive home, he was troubled because he couldn't do it at home because he had 2 kids. He couldn't do it at work for obvious reasons. So on the way home, he saw a breakdown lane on a somewhat secluded road and thought ... "if I pulled over here, I could get under the truck and do it and no one would see me."
So he got under the truck and went for it. Just as he was getting ready to come over the top, he felt a tug on his pant cuff. Not wanting to lose the moment, he yelled, "WHAT"!
It turned out to be a cop. The cop replied, "what's going on there?" The guy responded, "my back axle broke and I'm fixing it."
The cop says, "while you're at it, you might want to fix your brakes. Your truck rolled down the hill about 5 minutes ago!"
On the drive home, he was troubled because he couldn't do it at home because he had 2 kids. He couldn't do it at work for obvious reasons. So on the way home, he saw a breakdown lane on a somewhat secluded road and thought ... "if I pulled over here, I could get under the truck and do it and no one would see me."
So he got under the truck and went for it. Just as he was getting ready to come over the top, he felt a tug on his pant cuff. Not wanting to lose the moment, he yelled, "WHAT"!
It turned out to be a cop. The cop replied, "what's going on there?" The guy responded, "my back axle broke and I'm fixing it."
The cop says, "while you're at it, you might want to fix your brakes. Your truck rolled down the hill about 5 minutes ago!"
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