Good clean humor and jokes

[Dale5403]

 

[Autoworker]

 

[Suprawill1]

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That's a "Warp" sense of humor! Or is it an Impulse buy?
To boldly 'go' where everyone's gone before!

 

[Dale5403]

 

[PlatinumST]

 

[PlatinumST]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Suprawill1]

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Auto correct has become my own worst enema

All this political talk is giving me an election

I have a chicken proof lawn ..... it's impeccable

 

[Dale5403]

After market heated steering wheel.

 

[Autoworker]

After market heated steering wheel.

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It takes SKILLet to drive that car.

 

[PlatinumST]

 

[Suprawill1]

After market heated steering wheel.

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What they're not showing is the jiffy pop popcorn in back of it for the air bag!

 

[Autoworker]

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What they're not showing is the jiffy pop popcorn in back of it for the air bag!

I think he put in new floor pans too.

 

[Suprawill1]

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I think he put in new floor pans too.

Yup! Just like those silly tires he's got. Non stick!