Good clean humor and jokes

[powerboatr]

The streets

 

[powerboatr]

Dispatch?

 

[powerboatr]

Dogs

 

[powerboatr]

Old job

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[powerboatr]

Police pups

 

[powerboatr]

Hmm

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Suprawill1]

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

 

[powerboatr]

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

I thought it was ..buying them a 1st class ticket,

 

[Suprawill1]

I thought it was ..buying them a 1st class ticket,

That would get them there safely.

 

[powerboatr]

Sharks

 

[powerboatr]

Who designs the floats for women

 

[Dale5403]

 

[Caster]

 

[Dale5403]

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost